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Officer Obie: Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt.
Arlo Guthrie: Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?
Officer Obie: Kid, we don't want any hangings.
Arlo Guthrie: Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for tagging 11 Spring Street?
— Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant

(Ok,ok, so I made a little change...)